I want you to stay
© accioloki

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

image

wecantchange:

the sheer disrespect

schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

Alex Turner +LAADIEES

cophineismymorphine:

chocolaty:

slygirl1:

chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

bilbotheunicorn:

KAYLANOTONTHELEATHERSEATS

mockingday:

Watch Emma’s speech and take action

leelahel:

chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

Date dress!

marthajefferson:

j-uuzous:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue