I want you to stay
© accioloki

lookatthewords:

chillona:

est2080:

bynce:

Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion

Beyoncè was like let me get this bitch together………lol

I couldn’t even watch the whole thing 🙈 poo Celine

CELINE HAD TO FULL STOP

captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

School tomorrow :///

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

4gifs:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

vaginal-erection:

BrUH

steffalopod:

in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god

fussybabybitch:

the purge is scary because its a time frame in which you could be the target for random, unimpeded & unpunished cruelty just for being in the wrong place + wrong time and youll be blamed for not being adequately prepared & alert 

if youre black and/or queer and/or trans this is also known as “every waking moment”